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Stale Detection
Kyle: I have an overdeveloped sense of stale Kyle: Like, a bag of potato chips, I'll be "these are bad now" days before anyone else Kyle: THAT IS MY SUPERPOWER Kristina: lame Kyle: STALE-DETECTION Kyle: I AM LAY'S QUALITY ASSURANCE MAN Kristina: hahaha Kyle: "These chips will be stale in a few days!" Kyle: "uh, yeah, we knew that" Kyle: "that's why we're eating them now" Kyle: "Well...s***!" Kyle: NEXT WEEK ON "THE ADVENTURES OF LAY'S QUALITY ASSURANCE MAN™ AND HIS SIDEKICK, THE GOLDEN FLAKE, IN 3-D!" Kristina: hahaha Kyle: LAYQUALASSMAN TAKES ON THE SOGGINATOR Kyle: SAME LAY-TIME Kyle: SAME LAY-CHANNEL Kristina: bahahahaha Kristina: HAHAHA Kristina: why am i still laughing Kyle: I don't know Kyle: I'd say this joke Kyle: *puts on sunglasses* Kyle: is pretty stale. Kyle: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kristina: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kristina: you are so fucking lame Kristina: but i'm worse for laughing -
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November photos. (If on Facebook, click “View Post” down there to see them all.)
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Regarding Thomas Jefferson and Wikipedia
Kyle: Sometimes I think the first thing I would show like Plato or Thomas Jefferson or something if they showed up in the modern era was Wikipedia Kyle: I mean assuming they came to me. Jamie: And assuming they knew what sort of glass/plastic hybrid box Wikipedia is contained in was Kyle: well, I have this worked out Kyle: I'd lead up to the internet Kyle: Probably a brief historical summary Kyle: If it was Jefferson I'd be all "yeah we know about the Sally Hemmings thing" Kyle: "but you're still on money and stuff" Kyle: "and the guy who played you in 1776 was good" Kyle: "I liked Adams better" Kyle: "JUST LIKE THE VOTERS IN 1796 OHHHHH" Kyle: yes, I would zing Thomas Jefferson Jamie: with evident glee - Link Invisible Dogs by Improv Everywhere
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NotesMy story’s infinite, like the Longines Symphonette, it doesn’t rest.
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The biggest hit by the band I’ve absolutely loved since middle school turns 20 today. If you haven’t heard at least some TMBG, you’re missing out. -
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My Personal Earth
A look at just the places I’ve been. Red and dark blue are where I’ve spent the night, light blue are places I’ve visited for a while but not spent the night in.
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“Bombini” by myself.
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Guess What?
From new contributor Kaxbe. You can find more of his work at his DeviantArt profile and his veritable fleet of tumblelogs. Kaxbe’s work has also been published in My Life Is Average and One Sentence Stories. We here at Delegation HQ would like to extend a warm welcome to Kaxbe.
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Night
From new Delegation contributor Gabby Daniel. Her other works can be found at her DeviantArt profile.
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